The Dirt

ABOUT THE BDB... THE DIRT

They said it, so it must be true, right?

Welcome to Planet Earth.      Warning, Warning, Warning
   The Hummer of Boats     Fugly
Who would want that thing?
   What do you mean it's not a conversation? [conversion]
   That thing won't last six months. [Nov 2006]

It's a cut up Ocean Liner. I've heard they take retired
   liners and turn them into three or four yachts.

Open the book for more:

   And from the mouth of a very small boy to his father,
   "That boat hates enemies. It's here to keep us safe."
   A sad reflection of the times we live in, huh?

Don't care what people say. We'll live to love another day.

Dear Auntie Fouling,

I heard through the
grapevine that BDB has:

sirens
cannons
a walk-in freezer
an elevator
a root cellar
a dungeon
a tennis court
a walk-the-plank
and a foreign chef

Is it true?

A: Oh my, None of it.

An unthinking couple from Nyack,

Snuck through our hulls in their kayak.

While they laughed a great chorus

A wake came before us

At their funeral,
friends bid Good-Bye-ak.